BYLINE: NATASHA JOSEPH
Dear Aggressive Driver/Cell-phone Junkie/ Surly Cashier/ Loud Shmuck With An Attitude Problem.
I'm fairly certain that you'll ignore this letter, since you ignore the rules of the road/people around you who may not care to hear your cellphone conversa-tions/my polite and friendly greeting/everybody, because they are morons and the world revolves around you.
However, as a result of an ongoing attempt to spike my blood pressure and induce a heart attack at the relatively young age of 26, I thought I'd attempt to find out what motivates you, and when exactly you took over the entire city.
I've chosen not to address my …
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